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Saying ‘NO’ to Boring Lipsum Placeholders

When traditional Lorem Ipsum isn’t for you – here’s the ultimate list of unique and amusing Lipsum generators to fill out any design.

Bacon Ipsum

Love meat? Bacon Ipsum provides everything you need for some hearty filler text with a side shank of pork.

Bacon Ipsum

Pig filet mignon shank, shoulder beef corned beef brisket ground round pancetta ham. Pancetta capicola filet mignon, swine jowl rump cow bacon drumstick. Ribeye short ribs chicken, ham pork loin pancetta pork shank turkey. Flank bacon pastrami, pancetta tri-tip tail ball tip ham hock pork loin ribeye t-bone beef spare ribs pork chop. Brisket short ribs pork loin, bacon swine andouille filet mignon bresaola beef t-bone. Ground round meatloaf tenderloin ball tip, flank jowl boudin leberkas pork ham hock bresaola bacon.

Cupcake Ipsum

The cutest of all lipsum generators so far, Cupcake Ipsum fills your page with sweet and sugary treats.

Cupcake Ipsum

Candy canes jelly beans candy sweet chocolate tart bear claw gingerbread. Toffee fruitcake chupa chups cookie donut toffee. Cheesecake bonbon biscuit sweet toffee gummies. Cupcake brownie lemon drops gummi bears sugar plum caramels applicake. Danish icing danish. Tootsie roll sesame snaps cotton candy. Marshmallow oat cake caramels chocolate. Gingerbread chocolate cotton candy sweet cotton candy cupcake bear claw danish powder.

Fillerama

Fillerama provides snippets from various TV shows as filler text. Shows include: Doctor Who, Dexter, Futurama, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Simpsons, and Star Wars.

Fillerama

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

Fillerati

If you love classical literature, then Fillerati is for you. One of my favorite generators, it includes excerpts from titles such as Alice in Wonderland and Moby dick to elegantly fill any page.

Fillerati

‘And who are THESE?’ said the Queen, pointing to the three gardeners who were lying round the rosetree; for, you see, as they were lying on their faces, and the pattern on their backs was the same as the rest of the pack, she could not tell whether they were gardeners, or soldiers, or courtiers, or three of her own children.

Hairy Lipsum Generator

The Hairy Lipsum Generator will give your next project a boost in manliness by 100% -GUARANTEED!

Hairy Lipsum Generator

Albert einstein mustachio hello, we’re cockneys devilish cad et stache, et cesar romero borat toothbrush funny walk mustachio hungarian devilish cad albert einstein hold steady keyboardist elit stache Freddie mercury hello, we’re cockneys, mustachio Refined gentlemen borat toothbrush elit don’t panic funny walk driving gloves et hello, we’re cockneys stache hungarian hungarian Freddie mercury hold steady keyboardist cesar romero devilish cad lando calrissian albert einstein.

Samuel L. Ipsum

Looking for some motherf*cking placeholder text? Look no further – It’s Samuel L. Ipsum.

Samuel L. Ipsum

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Trollem Ipsum

When you can’t find the right words, Trollem Ipsum will help you auto-troll your next project – or Apple forum! Show those Apple fanbois and Android geeks how its done.

Trollem Ipsum

ICloud generally Android geek, to begin with battery life whatever profit but while Apple will only get better, because of so-called “iPad killer”, I believe user experience sucks afterwards gorgeous, although gorgeous, nevertheless iPhone rip-offs, that Steve Jobs was a genius, why gorgeous while profit, when iTunes makes it easy in the beginning profit soon so-called “iPad killer”, at the beginning Flash sucks, whenever profit I think Android sucks during delay in getting Ice Cream Sandwich after that MacBook Air is just beautiful but gorgeous, at last pleasure to use.

Vegan Ipsum

Vegan Ipsum provides a meat-free alternative to Bacon Ipsum.

Vegan Ipsum

Bitter melon turnip greens earthnut pea aubergine lizard’s tail peanut camas ginger – scorzonera nopal. Lentil greater plantain melokhia mooli? Lizard’s tail chaya elephant foot yam manioc; cress pignut guar welsh onion, sweet corn aka corn; aka maize earthnut pea garbanzo rutabaga.

Zombie Ipsum

Zombie Ipsum – now with 50% more brains!

Zombie Ipsum

Zombie ipsum brains reversus ab cerebellum viral inferno, brein nam rick mend grimes malum cerveau cerebro. De carne cerebro lumbering animata cervello corpora quaeritis. Summus thalamus brains sit​​, morbo basal ganglia vel maleficia?

Honorable Mentions

More great Lipsum generators to spice up your designs:

Beer Ipsum
Gangsta Lorem Ipsum
Hipster Ipsum
Tuna Ipsum
TV Ipsum
T’Lipsum – A Yorkshire Lorem Ipsum Generator
Veggie Ipsum